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You guys, it’s Wednesday and I’ve only been at work for 3 hours this week. I keep thinking about all the work piling up for me. Last Friday I called off because I was like “I’m a hard worker and I never call off. My hours of paid-time-off have accumulated to the very maximum so fuck it, I deserve this.” Which, you know, it was fine.. I just laid around all day and didnt shower. It was pretty boring. So Monday comes along and I go into work with like the worst non-menstrual stomach cramps you can imagine (I didn’t even know there was any other kind). So needless to say I end up getting sick within a couple hours in the trashcan next to my desk. Oh, karma.. This is exactly why I hate calling off work when I’m not really sick. This exact thing. It’s going to haunt me forever now. You think you can get away with it but you can’t. Not if that sneaky little bitch Karma has anything to say about it. So I left work after a few hours and ended up getting sicker still- literally sleeping, sweating and vomiting all day long. Pretty crazy stuff for going to sleep perfectly healthy the night before. Anyway Tuesday was definitely a day of recovery. You know, the weak and shakey come-feed-me-crackers-and-juice-type day that usually follows vomiting day. Well now it’s Wednesday and I literally give no fucks about today. I’m all better but the state of Indiana has issued a level 1 state of emergency saying no one should be on the roads because of a shitty 6” of snow. SIX fucking INCHES. That’s it. “Well it’s a lot heavier and denser than the type of snow we’re used to getting around here…” Blow me. Snow is snow. This is pathetic, tell me there’s a damn blizzard and I expect to see snow up to my fucking eyeballs when I walk outside in the morning. Unless they meant to say Chihauhau Blizzard of 2011, someone fucked up. This snow is not sufficient. Regardless of how bored meteorologists get with their lives, I’m sitting at home right now, giving no fucks and all I want is some pizza or something equally as terrible for me because I’m not sick anymore. But instead I’m eating this combination cereal with soy milk and you wanna know why? Indiana sucks at weather.

You guys, it’s Wednesday and I’ve only been at work for 3 hours this week. I keep thinking about all the work piling up for me. Last Friday I called off because I was like “I’m a hard worker and I never call off. My hours of paid-time-off have accumulated to the very maximum so fuck it, I deserve this.” Which, you know, it was fine.. I just laid around all day and didnt shower. It was pretty boring.

So Monday comes along and I go into work with like the worst non-menstrual stomach cramps you can imagine (I didn’t even know there was any other kind). So needless to say I end up getting sick within a couple hours in the trashcan next to my desk. Oh, karma.. This is exactly why I hate calling off work when I’m not really sick. This exact thing. It’s going to haunt me forever now. You think you can get away with it but you can’t. Not if that sneaky little bitch Karma has anything to say about it.

So I left work after a few hours and ended up getting sicker still- literally sleeping, sweating and vomiting all day long. Pretty crazy stuff for going to sleep perfectly healthy the night before. Anyway Tuesday was definitely a day of recovery. You know, the weak and shakey come-feed-me-crackers-and-juice-type day that usually follows vomiting day.

Well now it’s Wednesday and I literally give no fucks about today. I’m all better but the state of Indiana has issued a level 1 state of emergency saying no one should be on the roads because of a shitty 6” of snow. SIX fucking INCHES. That’s it. “Well it’s a lot heavier and denser than the type of snow we’re used to getting around here…” Blow me. Snow is snow. This is pathetic, tell me there’s a damn blizzard and I expect to see snow up to my fucking eyeballs when I walk outside in the morning. Unless they meant to say Chihauhau Blizzard of 2011, someone fucked up. This snow is not sufficient.

Regardless of how bored meteorologists get with their lives, I’m sitting at home right now, giving no fucks and all I want is some pizza or something equally as terrible for me because I’m not sick anymore. But instead I’m eating this combination cereal with soy milk and you wanna know why? Indiana sucks at weather.

Posted 1 year ago