Sometimes when I feel particularly lonely, I remind myself that I never have to:
• suffer through another eyeroll-inducing, fraternity-humored, fake tits & masturbation joke of a movie
• clean dried globs of toothpaste and beard hairs from the sink and yellow urine stains from the FLOOR
• give an endless number of blowjobs (for the time being.. get real)
• grind my teeth through a ridiculous, never-ending conversation based around World of Warcraft strategies
And then I laugh forever.
